"Eminem is fat, he's 14 1/2 stone now"
"That's not that fat"
"No I didn't think so either"
"Well I'm near that. Apparently I need to be 11 stone but then I'd look stupidly skinny"
"I'd like to lose 5 stone"
"5 stone! Why?"
"''Cos then I'd be skinny. All my friends are skinny"
"Why do you wanna be skinny? You don't wanna be skinny"
"Yes I do. All my life's problems would be solved it I was skinny. My Life would be so much easier"
"Well all you gotta do is eat one banana a day"
"Just one banana and that's it?"
"Yep, one banana. I'll have it at lunch time"
"That's the best time to have it. I'll do it too"
"Don't really do that"